What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Q: How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
A: None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Chav walks into the job centre and says "I'd really like a job" so the bloke behind the counter says "Oh I've got one here that's just right for you... ten hours a week, 400 hundred thousand a year, no qualifications required"
So the chav's little face lights up and he says "You're joking right", somewhat awed at the prospect of it all.. So the job centre bloke says "Well you started it"
