A man goes to a doctor with a strawberry stuck in his ear, the doctor says "I got some cream for that".
A man goes to a doctor with a peanut stuck in his ear, doc says "just pour chocolate down there, It'll come out a treat".
A man goes to a doctor & says "doc! every time i sneeze i have an orgasm!". doc replies: "wow! really? what are you taking for that?" man says: "black pepper!".
A man goes to a doctor wearing gladwrap shorts, doctor says "I can clearly see you're nuts".
