...and see's a cat. That guy says to the landlord and everyone, hey, I bet my penis is longer than that cats tail.
Everyone laughs, and say ok sure.
So they measure the cats tail. 8 and a half inches!
The guy gets out his manhood, they measure it. 8 inches! You lose!
Hold on, the guy says. How did you measure the cats tail?
The bar man says, well, from the tip of the tail, to the arse hole.
The guy says, well could you afford me the same courtesy?
