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Offline KingMonkey Throughout!

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Which Comes First?
« on: September 30, 2006, 05:46:08 PM »
Which comes first the chicken or the egg?

a roster lays an egg he is facing the south side which way will the egg roll?

I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?

I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

 Little Nanny Etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose; the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?

A man was outside taking a walk when it began to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

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Re: Which Comes First?
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 06:09:28 AM »
"a roster lays an egg he is facing the south side which way will the egg roll?"
They don't lay eggs ;)   CORRECT!

"I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?"
Water?   WRONG!

"I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?"
Badminton shuttle? CORRECT!

"How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?"
None  CORRECT!

"A man was outside taking a walk when it began to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?"
He has no hair. CORRECT!

Hehe, did I get them right? :D


Edit: you got a few right just that 2nd one lol
« Last Edit: October 01, 2006, 12:19:34 PM by hi_118 »
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Re: Which Comes First?
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 11:14:20 PM »
A reporter was interviewing a chicken 1 day, wanting to solve the age-old question & asked the chicken which came first - the chicken or the egg, chicken replies: "dunno mate, ask the egg, he was here before me".
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Re: Which Comes First?
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2006, 07:13:05 AM »
So which do you think came first? the chicken or the egg?
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